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far more destructive than our machines was the little Chinese girl known as "Evil Jasmine". she completely terrorized us throughout setup; I took this photo of her and she turned around and shouted at me, "STUPID!" I said no, you are! she chased me down Chun King alley telling me what a stupid I was. next, I found her leaning over the caution tape and telling one of our welders (who was toiling over the Snot Gun) that he had "poo pants". we kept catching her stealing potato chips from our food table. her family was deeply embroiled in a Mah Jong game in the alley; right next to a hardcore Chinese sweatshop, all next to our site. I found out that she is actually the terror of the alley; one of her trademarks is going into an art gallery and ripping the art off the walls and running out, screaming. in ten years, she'll be in SRL for sure.